WHAT THE...!?!

MOTHER BLEEPING BLEEPER BLEEP BLEEP HIM IN THE BLEEP I CAN'T BELIEVE WE BLEEPED THAT ONE UP A BLEEPING GAIN! I SWEAR I'M GOING TO HAVE A BLEEPING STROKE! BLEEP MIAMI! BLEEP THE REFS! AND MOST OF ALL...BLEEP OUR BLEEPING OFFENSE! WHAT THE BLEEP IS WRONG WITH US! BLEEP!!!
With a final score of 16 to 14, the Miami Hurricanes beat out my Virginia Tech Hokies, pretty much ending our chances at a Coastal Division Title. I can't even begin to express my anger right now. Lets just say I am surprised that I have not caused any property damage as of yet. Me and my friends and fellow football fans agree that there is really nothing to say. Not only can our Hokies not seem to convert on key plays, but we also seem to create big plays for the opposing team. What's more is that the referees seem to always be against us. There was yet another bogus ruffing the passer call that eventually led to Miami's first touchdown and switched the momentum in their favor. It's just so AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Well, hopefully we'll have better luck next season.

BLEEP!